Some People Say I'm a Dreamer

So mom, it's your birthday! And without you, well, I guess I would have never existed. I haven't posted anything in millenia, however today is a momentous day, and cause of celebration. That is, if your method of celebration is in the form of posting blogs. As always, I gloat about my mother, because it is a scientific fact that she just happens to be the Nobel Prize Winner this year for her motherly achievements. She is the epitomy of a role model, my best friend (well, since my others annoy me), and overall someone I can confide in, trust, and get everything in return. I could go on an on about my mom. But all that matters is that she's my mother, and I love her. Because of social stigmatization on women, my mother wishes she looked 20 years young and 20 pounds lighter. Mom, you are the most beautiful person I have ever come across in my 20 years, inside and out. You are also extremely intelligent, and you have so many many years to look forward to. Just imagine all the grandbabies right? HA! "Ode to 45 year olds that people have stopped paying attention to."